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What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:45

What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

-mwahh

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

My grandmother deeded me her house before she passed last year. Her son still lives there refusing to move. What steps should I take to have him removed?

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

Why do I get bored with porn so quickly? I can watch maybe half a video (5 mins max) and then get bored and do something else. I don't watch porn often, just a teenager. 17.

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”